Comic 8- And this is why the next generation is completely screwed…

Crystal, a young lady who works at a grocery store, told this story on the NAR Facebook wall:

I felt like I had to post this here. Happened today at the market. This woman had three kids running around in front of me and they turned onto an aisle but one of the kids, who was about ten years old, knocks a sign down causing it to fall and hit me in the face! Now I’ve got a scratch near my eye. Just wonderful. And this woman freaking ran away with her kids from the scene! Some parents need to watch their kids! Never play games or get rowdy in a market!

I owed her a comic request, so here’s her comic!

You can iew the NAR post here: http://notalwaysright.com/im-bleeding-here/21394

It amazes me how parents will entirely neglect to discipline their children, then when the kids get in trouble either run away or defend them as though they did nothing wrong. This generation is completely and utterly useless thanks to useless parents…

I still have two requests on hold, and i’m hoping to have them done by next weekend.

I am still taking requests 🙂 Anyone interested in me drawing a comic for you? Just tell me your story in the comments!

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Pyramid Schemes…

I haven’t had time to draw anything new lately, though I have two or three on back burner for when I have more time. However, to make sure I have something posted on here, I have a rant about someone from today.

I understand the economy is in the toilet, but I am seriously getting sick of obnoxious sales morons attempting to lure me into pyramid schemes. Maybe it’s the fact that I have such an honest, caring, and semi bubbly (I.E. “happy”, but often mistaken for idiotic) air about me. That’s just how I am- consistently trying to find the positive in everything. However, I am NOT the type of person you want to piss off…and that’s something that is seriously difficult to do, despite my consistent sarcasm and hilarious comics about morons. The most annoying part of it all is that they always seem to want to do it WHILE I’M WORKING.

I had a guy today, came in, conversation of him switching to our service seemed normal. For the first few minutes things were going well, then he started asking me questions about things like how much I made and what I ultimately wanted to do for a living (as if that’s any of his business). Then, we closed. Being that he was already in there, I couldn’t get rid of him and he knew it. I continued showing him things in the hopes that my intuition was wrong and that he really was going to buy a nice phone with all of the accessories…He finally started walking towards the door when he threw that “do you want to make so extra money at home” bullshit on me. No, asshole, I don’t want to pay you to find out how to make more money at home. If I’m really that damn good, why don’t you pay for my expenses and when I make that money back in a week like you say, I pay you back? Thanks for wasting 30 fucking minutes of my time AND making me stay when I should’ve gone home 20 minutes ago. I essentially said that, just nicely as if i was interested and with a “naive” smile on my face. Jerk walked out and didn’t say anything.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m flattered when a regular who I’m familiar with recommends I try something or apply somewhere, but if you’re trying to suck in some bubbly moron desperate for cash, a salesperson with several years experience isn’t a good target, and a place full of salespeople isn’t the place to do your recruiting. We know all of your lame, annoying tactics because, trust me, at some point or another we’ve been trained in them. Whether or not we choose to use them is totally up to us. I choose not to. I get rewarded consistently for my excellent service. You’re walking around like a used car salesman trying to get them to do what you’re doing so you can take a cut. FUCK. YOU. YOU. FUCKING. FUCK!!!

Sorry that took so long…

Not that anyone’s really paying attention to me anyways, but for the few who were actually watching and waiting for a new post, my apologies on it taking slightly more than a week. I’ve been without internet for the last 5 days, and that makes posting new material a bit difficult 😛

Anywho, At this current point in time I currently have two requests on my plate that I should have done this weekend. After that…well, I’m going to need some more requests! I suppose I COULD just keep drawing things about my own personal experience, but I can say with approximately 99.5% certainty that I’ll tend to get a little boring as subject matter after a while. After all, someone can only talk about themselves and crap that happens to them so much before seeming like a pompous,  self centered ass-wipe (>.<)

So, in the event that you do happen to have a funny story, won’t you share it with me? I’d love to draw something for you. It keeps me from going completely insane…

On a side note that’s got absolutely nothing to do with this blog, a turtle nest apparently hatched in the parking lot at my job, resulting in me picking up and bringing home 7 baby yellow-bellied sliders so they wouldn’t get run over on the busy streets around our parking lot. I realize that keeping them in captivity is a cruel thing to do, so I do plan on releasing them in a couple of days…

I’m such a sucker for adorable, tiny little creatures (>.<)

Comic 7- “Departments” Don’t Exist Here…

Because when you try to answer a stupid question with a semi-logical response, this crap happens…

View post on NAR: http://notalwaysright.com/the-electronics-department/20792

A request done for Amanda from the NAR facebook page and a fan of my comics 🙂

I have 2 more requests on my plate at the moment, but I am taking more! Would you like me to draw one for you? Just leave a comment with your story 😀

Comic 6- We’re DOOMED!!!

Because the future of the world is in the completely incapable hands of people like this…

NAR post: http://notalwaysright.com/were-doomed/20650

Can’t read it? View a larger version here: http://omithechickengoddess.deviantart.com/#/d52ohtf

Drawn 06/06/2012

A look into our future…

Well, as much as I love and respect teachers (and actually want to be one one of these days), there are FAR too many freaking morons with college degrees flooding the system. This is a prime example of what will happen if we keep letting these idiots teach in schools…

This comic idea was that of my stepfather. He repairs copy machines and other tech equipment and he says this is one of the most common issues he gets called out to job sites for…and more than once it’s been an educator who didn’t know how to open a freaking packet of paper…

More requests to come!

Have an idea for a comic? Comment with your story and I’ll draw your request!